The Jacuzzi Council is the international resolution making body of Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, the purpose of which is to write resolutions that promote (or hinder, it depends on who is in charge) the general welfare of the region's nations. Each resolution is either passed or rejected by a majority vote. In the event of a tie, we default to Teddy Roosevelt's big stick ideology, "Whoever has the biggest stick wins." The Cardinal is the principal writer of resolutions, and he or she appoints an Amalgamation Bishop and a Peacekeeper Bishop to offer aid. They serve terms of sixty days.

The official page of the Jacuzzi Council is here.