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The Bizarre Aberration Matrix of Suburbistanistan Edit

The Bizarre Aberration Matrix of Suburbistanistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of Groraŋhii hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Groraŋh economy, worth trillions of Dalis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,767 Dalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History Edit

The the native inhabitants began their then-quasicivilised cultural life around 8675309 × 10⁶⁹ UFO Cycles (39.67½ hundred years) ago. During that time, the Groraŋh People were a collection of tribes of hippies that lived throughout the wilderness, that lived in peace and isolation form basically everything else that wasn't in the immediate vicinity of several miles. But, one day, maybe a week or so before the Great Founding, a prominent Hippy Guru™ received a horribly trippy LSD fever dream from an alien abduction and saw Technology in the distance (the technology is most likely to have been Pyterian). Seeing the technology, and as the dream subsided, made this guru announce to his village to modernize. The message then spread after a while to the other villages of the Groraŋhii.

But, the Groraŋhii People did not know the ways of the technology they harnessed. They first mined for metals of the nuclear kind in forests, making a dent of gray in the green. The economy was developing at the time, and the mining brought it to the Reasonable status. Shortly after that, the economy tanked. And it stayed at the Weak status for a while. The environment was still a mess.

It was unknown when exactly the Great Recovery started. It was spontaneous. Environmental efforts and economic events simultaneously happened, and the environment was restored to it's former glory. The economy also gradually rose from the near bottom to the near top. The economy is currently flatlined at 98/100. If it reaches 100/100, then it will become the Bazaar Aberration Matrix of Suburbistanistan.

To this day, Suburbistanistan is most likely to be the absolute weirdest nation in all of Calefacta Aquas Piscinae.

Economy Edit

The currency that Suburbistanistan uses is known as the Dali. Of course, it was named after the artist, Salvador Dali. δ̷1 is worth $1.79, and $1 is worth δ̷0.56. Primarily, the Groraŋh economy is fueled by tourism, and followed by information technology, arms manufacturing, and soda sales.